10 Movies to Describe Life at Work

12 Years a Slave 
- not seen it, but enough said.

Shawshank Redemption 
-except there's more tunnelling through shit and there is no fucking redemption at the end of it (thanks to Malcolm Tucker from The Thick of It for that quote).

WALL-E. 
- I am a robot, dealing with trash on a planet devoid of human life.

Se7en
- having to witness gluttony, greed and sloth while getting shafted by someone with a strap-on sabre.

Awakenings 
- before they dished out the drugs.

Das Boot
- the story of a WW2 German U-Boat crew, examining how the submariners maintained their professionalism as soldiers, attempted to accomplish impossible missions, while all the time attempting to understand and obey the ideology of the government under which they served.

Groundhog Day
- same shit, different day (classic t-shirt / poster / internet meme)

Snatch
perhaps next door, but nowt decent in our office (not seen this film so perhaps i'm misunderstanding the meaning of the title)

One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest  
-you need a lobotomy to put up with the shit otherwise you'll be tempted to rip out the water cooler and shove it up someone's arse hole (ok, the arse hole bit wasn't in the film, oh, and it was a drinking fountain not a water cooler)

Sixth Sense
- I'm dead already, just haven't realised it yet.

Taxi Driver
- You talkin to me? You talkin to me? Well fuck off!

Goodfellas
- the opening scene.  Nah, that's just wishful thinking.

Wooaah - that's 12! I know!! but I could keep on going. 

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